Bem que poderia ter sido assim….

O diálogo abaixo é fictício (óbvio….) e o autor é anônimo (fonte), mas carrega uma grande dose de verdade. É, Sony…..

Sony Exec A: Wow! The hype for our products are incredibly high and expectations are in the upper stratosphere, AND WE HAVE A PRODUCT THAT CAN DO WHAT WE SAY IT CAN FOR ONCE!!! What's our next move?
Sony Exec B: I know! We can scream FUCK THE CONSUMER! All the while removing key features such as backwards compatibility, reliable online play, the ability to put a linux partition on the drive, and we'll unnecessarily inflate the price twice what our competitors are offering!
Sony Exec A: GENIUS!!! What do we do next?
Sony Exec B: You know that portable system we have? The one that has like four games a year coming out for it? Lets redesign it so it's uncomfortable to hold, has an expensive to replace back-library, and spend millions fighting hackers who spend 2 days max at cracking our system for homebrew! THEN we'll sell four different SKUs, make absolutely nothing compatible with one another, and charge double the competitor's price!
Sony Exec A: We deserve raises.
Sony Exec B: ... AND HOOKERS!
Sony Exec A: Yes.... we truly deserve these raises and hookers.....